Stem Cell Breakthrough!!

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( `3 h: o3 J: R- |A biotechnology company has developed a new way of creating stem cells, billing it as a potential solution to a contentious political and ethical debate. Robert Lanza, of Advanced Cell Technology, said the solution was simple, "We are going to continue our research as normal, we're just not going to tell Republican what we we're doing. We're going to tell them we're making freedom cells."
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  J, s# z- @/ j3 AIf a stem cell could talk, what would it say (tweet?) I imagine stem cells like teenagers. So much potential but at times difficult. Below is my take on what a stem cell being prepared for transplantation would Tweet. Life is too short to always take everything 100% seriously so here’s some humor.
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Once problem with embryonic stem cell is that they can change into unintended cell after injected into the body. For example, stem cell injects into the brain may becomes reproductive cell. Then no one could accuse a guy of not thinking with his head.
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( f0 ?( Z' Z3 m+ ]9 q0 gNon-lab person to a cell biologist....:. \% t, x8 K5 r$ ~
"You are so narrowminded, only preoccupied with your cells. You don't know anything about the world you are living in. For instance, what do you know about culture?"! {0 o/ _" c3 b5 v- R
Cell Biologist: "You mean CELL cultures?"
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because we always call your president as "oba....oma"
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