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作者: 饶冠华    时间: 2009-10-24 09:13     标题: top 10 lies told by grad students(zz)

top 10 lies told by grad students, ; S3 G2 ^- e) m& [2 X

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1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.
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2. My job prospects look really good. 1 r; Y9 r2 S& E" j2 w$ C6 _* W+ L
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3. The department is giving me so much support.
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4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
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# o+ j$ c$ M9 u4 l8 W1 E5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here. ) J. B3 W9 f* a0 ?9 V% ~2 c

; `3 E+ G* k4 S  ~2 I* R" E6. Your latest article was so inspiring. 8 A* H1 a& S# f- s/ e  F

( P1 A8 m1 S3 U1 y" S% D0 [7. I would never date an undergraduate. - f. e, V* }2 b9 ^' n  y
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8. My work has a lot of practical importance. . U! K7 b5 w- b( h

; u. ~+ p8 u; t1 B) g0 g$ e* k9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article. 2 O: e6 j2 H1 `$ S9 E# {

4 V% D( A5 N" R' \1 k4 h& j10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street
作者: 张也行    时间: 2009-10-24 10:26






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