top 10 lies told by grad students（zz）

饶冠华

top 10 lies told by grad students,
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1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years. - f5 O6 Z# m$ |" P
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2. My job prospects look really good.
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# g. f) f( {+ `% L* b3. The department is giving me so much support.
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4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.
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5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here. ( U: M: n+ g- @( _

3 W0 L8 q& k6 Z) ^6. Your latest article was so inspiring. * a6 w3 w" f; P) l  M5 R
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7. I would never date an undergraduate. * D: c7 a1 G7 O5 ?7 n$ [" G  z

' J  o) n3 [, u0 X7 e: i8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
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9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
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10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street

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