top 10 lies told by grad students（zz）

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! j, w  ^3 k- b& [1. No really, I'll be out of here in only two more years.
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2. My job prospects look really good. ; G4 \  M4 P/ J; V# L# U+ [- r
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3. The department is giving me so much support. & k# _1 |. @3 w" ]+ r: F9 {& A

$ O/ e7 i$ n" B$ K4. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing. ' x4 r! w! g; u+ ^; C5 H

7 I1 V! _9 e( O; D0 m5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
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6 F7 A" R6 p& M1 E! U8 D3 Y. f  S6. Your latest article was so inspiring.
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7. I would never date an undergraduate.
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8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
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+ w" @  I" V, C9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article. 3 Y: b( |  a! L% ?

( ~4 c7 {& }6 K( p10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street

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