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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像(American Idol)》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称,今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
3 y( `/ G9 w0 D: Q( M' S: hIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building。
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。
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如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!8 \# V4 p8 {* ~2 G
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture。
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你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you。
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如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。
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There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore。5 X7 U1 O \ a, ~
: N" n" R0 K! Q, B* K2 z 人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。7 k* u2 ]% e1 K) F( |
: L, K) K. c+ ~. u You killed my favorite。) u l% B4 n; R
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。
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你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。
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: C5 I% n! Y i; X) M4 Y You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。, f9 V. k% f8 X4 Y0 I
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。8 n- |* u7 Q. o
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你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态。* j5 A i8 A: l
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian。
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我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。' @2 I1 r" v& U0 P
# A/ V4 Z: F( d! s& D+ p' w Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance。7 A1 u+ }) }! L+ U6 D+ l
, I4 w$ e6 C* S# W, E6 M, L- {: d 想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。! J" |) M! V. B4 z
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It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate。
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多。 |
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