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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像(American Idol)》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称,今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
( U, O: ~- K' X6 Y. m# R7 V0 HIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building。* e: ?: ]& E+ J, g1 }4 g) f
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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3 H3 z6 _, L/ r I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。
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, u" X4 Z- n' [% a8 l 如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。5 z2 w( m0 Y% z4 M" p4 n7 O
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That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。6 \6 Q, c/ v. I2 u+ Y
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You have just invented a new form of torture。9 ?' `% B7 p# s; h- _
7 z$ Y0 H1 `+ ?; [% p/ R 你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。, I- ~/ A2 L2 V" s
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you。
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如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。+ [+ W0 E$ Z/ u: A) l
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There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore。
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/ I4 B3 k G3 v( T% ]& Y 人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。
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+ J+ T1 k4 I( s8 U- H You killed my favorite。3 D( i$ [1 H& q( `
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。. ?9 w0 t- C F6 N
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。
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' T% `% T; J8 ]8 M 你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。; S$ Y M! J2 V- l* S# _
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。
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2 D7 w1 l$ W- F5 M6 E v3 V w( E 你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。- U) m% k ]6 p$ a7 o
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。
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/ {' w7 X6 c% L0 K# K 你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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7 L* r. R% \+ J, ?$ n) d I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian。4 L/ h; A9 g8 O9 P/ M/ W
* ^/ V, I. r3 q$ X) l+ R5 [4 z& Y 我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。+ G S: f0 g F9 r1 y
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance。
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- K' {1 Z% d c. m2 \ 想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。
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7 K6 K d8 x% s; c" j2 g5 Q( W It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate。
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多。 |
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