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- 威望
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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像(American Idol)》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称,今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
/ R- |( w' [$ b: |It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building。0 \) o* f) w" P
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。* t) y5 b2 r' J3 C$ v
5 |( U& A- v8 Q( `& e3 Z1 t1 K I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。* o4 D6 I8 @7 w
8 w; {1 F/ x6 K5 E) s/ B- T 如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。/ O$ \9 D! g! _ F4 z. k$ b) n
$ J6 O Q$ @6 [- g That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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, ^1 [" `/ t- ?) [6 R' U6 ^# R 你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。' z C( k" N; Y
" f7 V; [& {0 Q/ z- O You have just invented a new form of torture。
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* g/ M/ k7 s' x* p 你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。 h. b$ c* l% C3 n( H' Q, s; T
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you。' f% D9 G. f/ x7 }
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如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。" I$ N( `" `: W' E: B& b
& l" J/ L! I8 E4 O There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore。& t; |+ Q/ P4 ~4 V5 a$ g! J& j
, j% W6 k) w9 e( i. V 人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite。+ R5 a8 c7 f8 r+ J3 h& S7 |
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。; F/ W; e- V% e) u4 _: w; E
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。9 ?4 Y& d3 s9 n Y0 j7 P; N5 z
* U0 M% g/ }, U4 h: O6 u 你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。8 f& S$ U. n0 [: I- E& n6 |1 M" J
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。4 u/ \+ E* h8 j
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。0 K0 f0 C3 C8 v0 C4 p+ n/ b8 Z/ }$ K
8 i" b! K% l0 y* I/ W" o- P3 N/ Z 你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian。
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我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。! @4 k, e0 F; I+ [
% `) d8 M" i- E/ Q6 `3 _/ c Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance。8 ^' i2 Z. }" I5 [
0 h2 y0 H: L7 @: p# ]8 W, S& h 想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。
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; }4 @% r2 f) k! ?. y* e: W5 U+ o/ v It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate。# d; R0 {& H" F8 q, h6 _, k1 B
# d2 b4 ]: }$ t* ^ 你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多。 |
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